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![]() 1/14/2008 2:57 pm [Post a comment] |
What a fucking great question. I tend to write my longer blog posts in my head whilst I sit in traffic, the I actually get to my computer and all my eloquence and relevance goes 'wheeeeeeeeeee' and I end up swearing about something. I wrote a book with my sister on the phone on Saturday - "Moose VS Elk, a Novella in one part" it may not be the World's sexiest or indeed challenging tome, however it is a book; and we did write it. In between heaving peals of laughter about a woman wearing a strawberry suit and dancing. But that's another post entirely. What I have been thinking about a lot recently is 'why?' and the implications of that question. Taking things down to their lowest common denominator and then deciding how you feel. Like a marble rolling through a bendy drainpipe in a cartoon before boinking to the ground on your head and you going "fuck yeah - that makes sense now" Indoctrination, how much of your behaviour is predestined by simply not asking the question 'why?' how much of your life? I've never held a job with what one might describe as regular hours simply because after a series of 'why's' I decided I'd rather not spend my whole life waiting for pre-ordained days of celebration and rest, but rather live my whole life like some kind of festival. I must go to work to live. WHY? Because you just need money for some things. Ok, but I can choose not to do that either right? I must wake up when it's cold, commute with thousands of other closely packed, sweaty, sick creatures in a tin can full of recycled farts, germs and terrorists. WHY? Because it's what people do. WHY? Erm...they just do. But surely work time is no longer dictated by the rising of the sun, or the working week, or the seasons, or anything really is it? We could all just do what needed to be done when it was needed and it would all still get done, traffic would cease to exist, people who wanted to blow us up wouldn't know where we all were, Facebook would collapse, people wouldn't think summer was 2 weeks long (unless they live in London) people could pick up their kids and earn a living, in fact, many many good things would happen. It applies to pretty much everything - how much of your day do you question? When was the last time you decided to have a celebration just because it was Tuesday and you were in a really good mood? Decided today was the day you would eat nothing but ice cream wearing your underpants? If you stop nannying humans, and let them be responsible for their own patch, you'll find they will actually get things done after an initial period of flux. It used to be that the smart people were in the city, making money, being all clever and wordy. Now it's the other way round, the smart people are buggering off away from all the sheep. Sheep used to be in the country, now they're in houses they have no idea how to run bleating 'feeeeeed me' 'buy my kids an iPod' 'fix this plug - iiissss dangerous' Sheepy litigious wailing from a generation so wrapped in wool they have no idea where anything comes from. Even the wool. So in one of my 'why' sessions I decided I don't like being near toxic people and am going to build my own utopia, as one does of a Tuesday. |
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View my blog 1/14/2008 4:11 pm [Add a Comment] [quote] |
Hey gorgeous There are apparently 5 "Whys", then you run out and end up up your own arse. For me, the other important question to consider is "So fucking what ?". It's kind of a filtering process. Think lots about stuff, but only the stuff which passes the 'So fucking what ?' question. Much love. Bod. ~O x Evil Religions <--- click here to vote please
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View my blog 1/15/2008 2:31 pm [Add a Comment] [quote] |
Enclosed, my application for a non-management position with your most esteemed utopia. Please note, the smuggling charges were largely dropped for lack of evidence after the alleged stoats, screech-owls, and peregrine falcons 'escaped' from the police evidence locker. I am available for interview(s) at odd hours when not out clearing minefields and garden haphazardly in season. Most sincerely, -sbt, esq. encl.: [post 434791]
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View my blog 1/15/2008 3:49 pm [Add a Comment] [quote] |
Whenever we eventually get to chatting I'll ask you why 4 times - you will be pissed off by then. But if you answer you will learn something. Much love. Bod. ~O x Evil Religions <--- click here to vote please
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View my blog 1/21/2008 4:29 pm [Add a Comment] [quote] |
QUOTE : "If you stop nannying humans, and let them be responsible for their own patch, you'll find they will actually get things done after an initial period of flux." Trubble is most are too stoopid ...thats why they don't ask why...and that's why they need nannying, otherwise they will just hurt themselves and piss off the rest of us... ...and no ice cream has ever worn my underpants...
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