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LadyCReturns

9/9/2007 9:22 am
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Someone is dressed as Santa.

You have made a person phone you solely to have an argument with them at 3am during which time you are fucking the person dressed as Santa. You have no idea who this person is, but it's suddenly very important to annoy them.

You wake up with a very small plastic turtle on your nose.

One of the dogs has been renamed 'Flipper poo' for reasons that seem hazy at best.

You have decided to become a jellyfish.

Your new favourite song is called 'another song about guilt & death'


I love my fucking life.

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rachaelBnice
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9/9/2007 2:01 pm
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In my dream flipper poo's jellyfish ate the nose of a very argumentative turtle that was singing guiltily at 3am, down the phone to an annoyed santa... So I am a condensed you, which is food for thought... and that thought guy really is a weight challenged guy isn't he? ... incidentally I came second in my "Efficient Dreaming" nightclass ...which explains a lot...


LadyCReturns replies on 9/10/2007 6:29 am:
Through the looking glass indeed.

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Dreamer214
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9/9/2007 4:28 pm
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No wonder I never have a real weekend!


LadyCReturns replies on 9/10/2007 6:30 am:
All the ingredients are there now, check them off and welcome the weekend in at about 3.30 on Thursday afternoon

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