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8/12/2007 1:59 pm
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Firstly - and most importantly, Croquet rocks. I have been playing all afternoon whilst shouting 'OFF WITH HER HEAD!'

Secondly - I now find myself in a curious position. I have lots to do!

I'm a lazy sod by nature but I now have a bustling events calendar right up until next January. A lot of those events including 'Lady Constantine and entourage'. Most of you who've seen me about know I travel at the centre of a dedicated pack; kind of like the death star, with little ships pootling off to do errands.

I am at the point where I'm considering updating my profile (but am worried in case it leads to me falling down a rabbit hole) to include the desire for more of you; perhaps a submissive sled dog team...I was discussing the fetish Olympics with the original Lady C the other day, which of course ended up in the pair of us doubled over laughing.

So if you're London-based. Clean. Clever. Genuine. Available for real evening engagements and fidgeting in your seat with excitement at this very moment I am lifting my email embargo temporarily. Be quick.


Those giraffes you sold me,they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me queer giraffes. I want my money back.

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uniquejam
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8/13/2007 12:02 pm
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ahhhh croquet! i've not played in ages! i do love it. Also quite enjoyed lawn darts. Suddenly i'm longing for a large yard with soft green grass to play in *sigh* not an easy thing to find in the middle of the southwest desert here in the US

~jackie


LadyCReturns replies on 8/15/2007 2:46 pm:
I am trying to figure out a way of turning a slave into a hedgehog, other than that I have submissive croquest licked

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8/14/2007 11:48 pm
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SWEET FUCKIN MORNING STAR!!!! When the fuck did you get back??? I went away for a small spell and there u be all yummy and radiant.
Missed u tons sweetpea .. I really did


Yo ho , Yo ho ... a bloody life for me ....


LadyCReturns replies on 8/15/2007 2:46 pm:
Afternoon. *tipshat*

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