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To the people trying to blow up London Jun 29, 2007 12:05 pm
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Kindly stop it

To the copper who ran off with the detonator?

Good work Police type fella
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Today I got this Jun 29, 2007 10:59 am
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well bed will cure the sleepy.

but fridge will fill the tummy.

i've just had a curly wurly.

they are smaller than they used to be

Paduan.


Wise words indeed.
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Female submissives and Dommes only Jun 28, 2007 2:53 pm
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So many female subs are being taken advantage of, so many are being hurt, so many are putting themselves at risk, so this is less of a poll, more of a questionnaire.
If a Domme offered to 'screen' your suitor would you let Her?
If She told you something you didn't want to hear would you listen?
If She offered you advice would you take it?
If she said the Dom seemed Ok would you hold her responsible?
If you'd need her to do this for you are you ready?
   
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It is my deepest desire Jun 28, 2007 1:38 pm
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That each and every one who reads this post spends at least part of the weekend wearing a silly hat, a large badge that says 'you're a cunt', one shoe, a wig or antannae made from tin foil, a tail, head to foot body paint, feathers in their hair, smudged mascara, braces with shorts, wings, deely boppers or a placard/sandwich board bearing some kind of legend

The most important part of this project, and for it to work is for the wearer to deny all knowledge of whichever item they have chosen to adopt to anyone who asks about it. Here endeth the message
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Huntisms Jun 28, 2007 12:35 pm
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I've said it before and I'll say it again:

YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY ARMED BASTARDS
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I like this idea. Jun 27, 2007 12:23 pm
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Okay...That's It! I'm Done! I Give Up!
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Foot fetish Jun 27, 2007 12:10 pm
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I went to a foot fetish party last week. It's the kind of thing I'm expected to do and it's always quite fun. The people were lovely and the organisers charming and accomodating.

I still don't get it mind

I work with preeety much most kinds of kink but I can't get my head around this one. Enlightenment please toe suckers. I would even add a rather wunderbar shot from the shoot we did on the night but as alt doesn't seem to let anyone put pictures up anymore due to being shite I can't.
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Bling Jun 27, 2007 3:34 am
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Does anyone actually own any Bling? Does anyone ever have any desire to own any? Has anyone used points to purchase the small, animated...things?

I understand the concept of leaving a moaning testicle for friends and whatnot, it makes sense, helps people see you actually exist etc etc.

But 'Bling'? are there many G's on here? Or have they missed their market somewhat? It's like the fucking Wizard of Oz round here at the moment, I take 5 minutes off and come back to find the place being run by flying monkeys in Bellhop outfits.

Whaddafuk?
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Todays winning email Jun 26, 2007 12:14 pm
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The single best thing about this email is that so brilliant was the rest of it I have actually agreed to do the session (and even told him it was going in my blog)

I have always fantasised about this happening with me starting off in a loincloth and bodypaint, like a native american, and with a Mistress naked apart from a full length feathered headdress, which I can supply

I am also demanding to keep the headdress which I shall be cavorting in for a photoshoot.

Now where's me tomohawk?
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Checked your profile recently? Jun 26, 2007 7:32 am
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Strangely when asked to select my race from a drop down list of options something was somewhat amiss. I appreciate political correctness and all but see if you can see which one is missing.....
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