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LadyCReturns

9/22/2007 12:16 pm
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For doing this twice in one week. But fucking hell my inbox hasn't been this funny for weeks!

This is a reply from a young man I chided for emailing me with the words "I know there's and age difference between us" (I'm 29 he's 24).

See if you can spot the point when I became paralysed with laugher...


Please accept my apologies, about my email.

I just copied and pasted the last email i sent and then sent it you.

I realy didnt think you were the effort for me to sit and type a decent message.

See you around Sweetheart!!!

No doubt we will talk again, because you are curious about me and proberly cant stay away.

Andy xx

Im the best sub you will ever come across!!!!! xx


I'm going to reply to this with a copy and paste selection of comments from this post so off you go...

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Lhiannon
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9/22/2007 1:43 pm
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OH

MY

GOD!!!!!



Half of writing history is hiding the truth. - Malcom Reynolds


LadyCReturns replies on 9/24/2007 12:09 pm:
My reaction was similar, without elevating anyone to minor deity status. But yes....you are bang on the money

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porno_ewok
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9/22/2007 2:41 pm
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That's.....stunning.


LadyCReturns replies on 9/24/2007 12:10 pm:
Indeed. As is your name. Quite the best on alt Porno Ewok,

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9/22/2007 4:35 pm
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"I realy didn't think that you were the effort for me to sit and type a decent message." Perhaps if you'd release the dick in your hands you might be able to relate to people, but clearly you cannot. Make love to your dick, then, and forget communicating with women. Or, cut and paste "THIS"!

Tell the little bastard that!


LadyCReturns replies on 9/24/2007 12:11 pm:
I have a plan. See bottom of thread

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9/22/2007 6:27 pm
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Reply with this paragraph:

"Think for a moment about a large cock stretching you, a little squeel of delight as you feel the large glans opening your love tunnel to accept the full length of man meat. Your stockinged legs wrapped around my muscular torso. Moving in unison, the smell of our sex, a whiff of classy cologne as I kiss your lips. Your pussy gripping my thick cock, causing my balls to tighten, trying to milk me, but I pull out, move up to let you taste your juices, your ruby red lips slide over my swollen glans, a big meaty gobstopper for you to relish."

cheers,
-sbt
he'll be gobstoppered, he will


LadyCReturns replies on 9/24/2007 12:13 pm:
COUGH. CHOKE. AAAAACK!

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Jacqueline01
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9/22/2007 9:55 pm
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I would be so disappointed to lose someone with such command of the english language, with such great spelling talents. Please ask him to stop writing with his penis, or is he just writing like a dick? oops hee hee... So sorry Ma'am for you loss, this one sounds like such a winner.. cough cough gag gag..

The beautifull reflection in the lake, effected only by stones cast in unacceptance.


LadyCReturns replies on 9/24/2007 12:14 pm:
If I had ot already conducted the 'bash your penis on th keyboard and see what he has to say' experiment, I would be driven to now.

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9/25/2007 9:21 pm
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proberly!

The correct spelling and its variations are within every grade level's handouts.



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