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LadyCReturns

9/22/2008 4:51 am
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So my time is largely taken up with my personal vendetta against ipods.

I have devised various tactics, they also apply to those dreadful fekkin phones that play tinny shite out loud - and it invariably is shite.

Number one - Shout very loudly down the bus "DO YOU PLAY REQUESTS? CAUSE THAT MUSIC YOU HAVE ON IS SHITE"

Number two - for when the selfish tosser is sitting next to you. Dance along with their choice, singing out of tune and wriggling as much as possible.

Number three - Cut the headphones off. Hilarious.

Number four (and thus far only done once) walk up smiling and throw the offending device from the window of the transport you are stuck on before sitting calmly.

See? busy


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t1122
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9/22/2008 6:02 am
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I've always wanted to do No.4, I've just never had the nerve. That or produce a large Acme sledge hammer in Wile E. Coyote style and proceed to destroy the offending article.
Anger issues? Moi?

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9/22/2008 1:20 pm
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Technically I have a zune player, so I think Im safe. Plus I keep it in the car so I quit scratching cd's.

Destroying all Ipods can take up quite a bit of time.
Fare thee well on thy quest.
xoxo

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9/27/2008 9:52 am
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