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9/21/2007 7:08 am
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I haven't done this for a while so here's an installment from my inbox (ahem)

This is not interesting reading per-se, however after a polite refusal I was emailed by the same sender again to inform me I had completely Missed the point of this mail, and he was approaching me as an equal with the intent of making friends; not hitting on me in any way, shape or form.

So with that in mind, Ladies and Gentlefluff, I present to you the friendly overtures of a Dome -


I have a nice thick cock, and I guarantee it will feel nice as I ease it into your wet and wanton pussy, or if you’re really daring into your tight little butthole. I like to experiment sexually and will go with the flow. I am an experienced dom master and will take on willing subs. I can take you gently into light bondage, spanking and roleplay or completely immerse you in the more extreme aspects of bdsm. I like many facets of one on one private play. But first and foremost we discuss informally in a nice social environment what you want and then I tailor your program to deliver intense pleasure. I like to take pics and film our antics. I also have other subs (female/male/TS) at my disposal who I can bring out to play with you once we have forged Trust and gelled well.
> >
> > Have you ever watched yourself being taken, cuffed and blindfolded, you can only anticipate the delights of physical stimulation that await you? I have just invested in Hitachi Magic Wand, the Rolls Royce of mains powered vibrators. You will never feel an orgasm as intense as this one. Most women gush! Even if they have never done this before. I also have many restraints and instruments of pleasure to tantalize your senses with.
> >
> > Think for a moment about a large cock stretching you, a little squeel of delight as you feel the large glans opening your love tunnel to accept the full length of man meat. Your stockinged legs wrapped around my muscular torso. Moving in unison, the smell of our sex, a whiff of classy cologne as I kiss your lips. Your pussy gripping my thick cock, causing my balls to tighten, trying to milk me, but I pull out, move up to let you taste your juices, your ruby red lips slide over my swollen glans, a big meaty gobstopper for you to relish.


I hate to imagine the opening email he sends to someone he wants to fuck...

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Lhiannon
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9/21/2007 1:24 pm
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LMAO right?! wonder how he greets family members?

Half of writing history is hiding the truth. - Malcom Reynolds


LadyCReturns replies on 9/21/2007 4:12 pm:
Thankyou for that mental image...

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Dreamer214
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9/21/2007 6:00 pm
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Makes me want to buy a hand crank meat grinder and show him a good time!


LadyCReturns replies on 9/22/2007 12:20 pm:
Now that takes Wonka bars to a whole new level.

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sweetboytoy51
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9/21/2007 6:25 pm
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"...once we have forged Trust and gelled well."

He wants to gel with you.

Next, he'll be asking to borrow your toenail polish. From there it's a straight downhill on a greased bobsled.

cheers,
-sbt
this can all be seen as a desperate cry for help.


LadyCReturns replies on 9/22/2007 12:20 pm:
It's a desperate cry for confectionary, that's what it is

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mariv
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9/24/2007 5:20 am
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hahahah yeah have had those, also have been tampted to answer them but had reisited :d

i am wondering if i will ever beable to read an interesting opening email??? have that actually happened to you???


LadyCReturns replies on 9/25/2007 11:25 am:
Several times, I've made some amazing mates on alt. This is just part of the 90% dross I have to wade through until I find them!

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9/27/2007 7:51 pm
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    Quoting ResErected:
    Big meaty gobstopper? I am SO going to use that!
I was gonna say that!!

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