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12/4/2007 12:55 pm
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Well damn me to Hell. DAMN ME!

Try saying that in a very posh accent - it's had me giggling for minutes. Minutes I tells ya.

Today I have chosen a picture especially for SBT. This is what plasticine bunnies look like when they're being naughty (note the cheeky expressions and 'razzing')

I am covered in paint (bad thing) but had fun painting (good thing) I have found out why one of the carpets at work smells of jizz (bad thing) and now I can fix it (good thing) the builder drilled through his thumb (jury's out on that one)and I fixed it without vomiting (good thing) I am getting the urge to bite and scrape (good thing) but only because Echo made me horny (bad thing - only PC for company) I smell (good and bad as is work smell rather than haven't washed smell) and it's not bothering me (bad thing - need to wash)I haven't had a cigarette (good thing) and haven't missed it much (bad thing - feel I am missing out on some weeping and breast beating)I have been mulling over 'slut tiddlywinks (good thing but time consuming) and got all my work done (bad thing)

I need direction - my brain hasn't its usual time to amble.


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12/4/2007 2:25 pm
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I'm glad you haven't had a smoke (good thing) and that you are horny (REALLY good thing) but am worried that the carpet smelled like jizz (bad thing, disturbing thing, scary thing).

"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
---George Orwell


LadyCReturns replies on 12/4/2007 2:39 pm:
Recently you made a response to my blog about a lemur. It made me guffaw in the middle of a sex club.

I was painting at work, I had to lie on the floor to paint a skirting board, and that's when I noticed the carpet smelled of jizz. I have washed my face. I do not have carpet in my house - no matter how hard the dogs try and create one via the medium of creative shedding.

Stale jizz smells beyond unpleasant, were it not for Echo banging on about Kid Rock I may have been unhinged for some time. I cannot stress enough how nasty it is. I am pulling up that carpet - let them slip over in their own slime.

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