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LadyCReturns

9/2/2007 1:38 pm
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On the whole people are stupid. They can't spell, can't communicate and can't bear to stand out from whatever herd they've fenced themselves in with - and find comfort from giving said herd a stupid name. ('Kidult' being my current favourite)

But get a big fucking dog, chase them away from the sweet smell of herdhide, beat them down, build them up and feed them whiskey and every person has an absolute Bastard inside them who I will most likely get on very well with. Show me your inner cunt.

I'm withering here - my mates blogs take so long to access I have no idea who's doing what and how they're feeling about it, inspiration is at an all time low as I'm so busy doing I ain't writing. Which is a double edged mongoose if ever there were one. I have masses of picture to share which I cannae be arrised to load because I only have a finite time between waxings and I have wit and vim and vigour to spread which is left unspread at the bottom of the jar with the crumbs because I've lost my waders and my big paddle. Bunch of arse.


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9/3/2007 8:28 am
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C'mon over to my back yard. We'll put on gray squirrel costumes, chatter in Squirrel Latin, climb the maple tree, and throw ripe tomatoes at people passing by in the park.

I'll wear a Monsanto t-shirt over my costume, with BETTER LIVING THROUGH RADIATION on the back. You can carry the potato cannon. We'll run across the tennis courts and catch all the balls, then pretend to bury them, and celebrate each burial with high-5s and a victory dance.

cheers LadyC,
-sbt
"Officer, that squirrel pinched my bum! Twice!"


LadyCReturns replies on 9/4/2007 6:58 am:
That sounds like my perfect day! Unless they're not grass courts, in which case the need for lugging power tools around kinda takes the dreamy sheen off. But otherwise good. *practises victory dance - based loosely on Trinity's "P-frame"*

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