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5/1/2008 3:46 am
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I thought it was high time I clarified the rules of this game.

I am a HUGE croquet fan. I'm there with me pom poms and such, giving it large. Extreme croquet.

Mallets and hoops with spikes on the end, I mean the fucking game was MADE for people like me.

This is best played somewhere with a pole, but any solid painful object will do. You need two teams of Mistresses, various weapons (our list thus far has consisted of feet, crops, a bullwhip, spud gun, pure unadulterated malice and threats - which I do not consider cheating at all - nettles, tiger balm, electro pokey thing, broken glass, a latex glove *that was me* etc etc)

Teams each pick a ball (slut boy) and remove whatever feeble garment is protecting his arse cheeks (if this leaves him in the ludicrous position of having a top and shoes but no trousers all the better)

Cue Mistresses taunting the balls. Literally and figuratively.

Cue Cackling.

Stop cackling. Briefly.

Line up teams at opposite ends of target object (pole) and assign 4 boys as 'hoops' (one hoop for each team, hoops must form an arch by linking hands) Hoops can either be interchangeable as part of relay or securely tethered to floor. Hoops are expected to gaze lovingly into each others eyes for the duration of the game.

Line up balls.

Threaten balls.

Threaten balls some more.

More cackling.

Balls are blindfolded and are under the loose instruction to 'hit the pole'. Now, I have seen this achieved by threatening them so badly they break wind and/or making them forward roll (one legendary ball got a black eye doing this - it still makes me laugh thinking about it) Balls are not allowed to feel for the pole and must hit it at the full force they were originally propelled at.

Disorientate balls by spinning them around and choose method of propulsion.

First team to get all of their balls crying wins.

Cue insane cackling, Mistresses left, right and centre doubled up and a lot of bruised balls.

Stop cackling - accuse other team of cheating and begin again.

Anyone for cricket?


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lostPersephone
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5/1/2008 5:23 am
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Its like fucked up backwards alice in wonderland but with Dominas and weapons of mass distraction. I fucking LOVE it. Whos picking team captains??


LadyCReturns replies on 5/2/2008 9:34 am:
This is actually a more pertinent question that you may realise. That many Dommes in one room asked to compete can turn very catty indeed!

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5/5/2008 7:12 am
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lol I love it.


LadyCReturns replies on 5/7/2008 1:37 am:
ME TOO!

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