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LadyCReturns

12/7/2007 2:19 pm
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Two posts today me hearties. Don't say I never give you anything.

Firstly, and I shit you not, these were in perfect succession in my inbox today - just to give you an inkling of the struggle to breathe reading my mail actually is -


hi lovely body and tits ,pity about the personality ciao xx

"God created world in SIX days...but it took him centuries..to come up with someone..as HOT..as SEXY...as FUCKABLE...as YOU!"

"If u cry,I cry..If u laugh,I laugh..If ur happy,I am too..If ur sad,I am too..if ur horny,call me!"

"i like ur style...i like ur class..but most of all i like ur ass.."

"if I had a penny everytime I thought of fucking u..I'd be rich!"

That's a start,aye? how are you?


No wait - it gets better...

u want to play?


I have a delete button, I know I have a delete button. But I can't just toss these gems back into the ether without someone getting as much pleasure from them as I do.


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BostonBoi
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12/7/2007 3:44 pm
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Sweet fancy Moses. This type of posting makes me almost LOVE some of the hate mail I've received. At least when someone approaches me to flirt or something benign like that...it's always a reasonably intelligent woman. I think I would have swallowed my own head long ago if my mailbox daily received the doses idiocy you birds have to sift through.

That second fella...he owes Shakespeare some royalties...

"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
---George Orwell


LadyCReturns replies on 12/10/2007 1:13 pm:
It's the fact he put them all in quotations too. Almost as if to say "I'm a twat"

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Lhiannon
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12/7/2007 11:08 pm
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uhm....uhm....uhm...

wow

Half of writing history is hiding the truth. - Malcom Reynolds


LadyCReturns replies on 12/10/2007 1:13 pm:
Indeed. Pretty much my reaction

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lostPersephone
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12/9/2007 4:17 pm
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you get all the great ones I swear. xoxo


LadyCReturns replies on 12/10/2007 1:14 pm:
Want some? We can share the burden!

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