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1/17/2008 5:32 pm
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Someone just did something silly whilst drunk on drinks.

I'll tell you about that in a minute, but for the moment, I went shopping for cupcakes today and was attacked ( I say attacked, but what I actually mean was attacked) by the most horrendous storm I've seen for years. Whole sheets of lightning, hail being blown so hard it was sticking to my coat after being blustered sideways etc etc.

Whilst in the shop I decided to see what was on discount in the veg department (I love that we discount food because one has to cook it that evening - HEAVEN'S TO MERGATROID!) and I found fruit.

Blackberries and strawberries (num num - I love anything crammable) but also a yummy kiwi/pineapple/melon affair. Something I would usually peel my eyelids with a rusty wire before paying cash for.

However, I was hungry, and after a minor internal struggle:

Me: It's cheap you know, and indeed delicious.

Me 2:You're still paying a premium to have poeple chop your fucking fruit for you. Who do you think you are? The fucking Sun King?

Me: Shut up.

I bought and ate it. It was surprisingly unsatisfying.

So, The person who was drunk on drinks said:


I have this ridiculous notion of making you smile...

In an email so open I'm almost tempted to. Smile


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1/20/2008 1:14 pm
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Oh and LadyC
I adore your spelling.
Snagglepuss would love it even more.
A mangled join of
Snagglespuss's Heavens to Murgatroyd
and Red Hot Chili Pepper's Heaven's to murder troy,
and
so they say
first uttered in a movie starrin Lucille Ball in 1944
by, as it happens, Bert Lahr,
who had done the voice for the lion in Wizard of Oz.
In fact Snag's voice was modelled on Bert Lahr's.

That's worn me out, so I shall now
Exit, stage left.


LadyCReturns replies on 1/22/2008 12:55 pm:
There are those in life who, unsure of whether a reference or sic was intentional or not, must cite possible sources or errors. These people are responsible for pub quizzes.

Beware

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