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Blog reunion Feb 9, 2008 7:38 pm
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For those of you who can find them - and some may need to use the caches; I would like to see everyone's first blog post.

I have been laughing at the 'new blogs' bit and this is my pennace. As decreed by the nice people at chateau lafite.

Mine - lost. Unless someone saved it. It was about the dog eating my boots I think.
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Yeah ok ok.... Jan 14, 2009 9:50 am
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So 3 months may be pushing it for a trip to the shops....

But am ever-so-slightly slower than usual due to being about to give birth to my new son.

tee hee - came back with more than biscuits....
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The lady is Oct 24, 2008 5:01 am
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Out again. Popped out for biscuits. Back shortly.
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Death to the ipod Sep 22, 2008 4:51 am
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So my time is largely taken up with my personal vendetta against ipods.

I have devised various tactics, they also apply to those dreadful fekkin phones that play tinny shite out loud - and it invariably is shite.

Number one - Shout very loudly down the bus "DO YOU PLAY REQUESTS? CAUSE THAT MUSIC YOU HAVE ON IS SHITE"

Number two - for when the selfish tosser is sitting next to you. Dance along with their choice, singing out of tune and wriggling as much as possible.

Number three - Cut the headphones off. Hilarious.

Number four (and thus far only done once) walk up smiling and throw the offending device from the window of the transport you are stuck on before sitting calmly.

See? busy
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aaaaafternoon Sep 15, 2008 3:50 am
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The Lady is in.
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Say no to shite service Jun 25, 2008 3:58 am
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Tomorrow, I will not be logging on to alt. I am objecting in a very clear way. I will not be met with demands for money each time I log on for what is, in fact, a damn paltry service.

If you love it, Link it, Do it. Or don't...as the case may be.
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Ties that bind Jun 25, 2008 3:45 am
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My little sister, whom I love, and who I am currently having to share a house with, is nuts.

There is nothing harder in life than finally having to stop making excuses for someone, sticking up for them, tiptoing around them and saying 'you know what? I love you but you're turning into an horrible person and I don't know what to do'

She turns 18 next month, finally loses all her financial support and, eek, will have to start contributing to the 3 bed house, heating, electricity, mortgage, water, food and Sky+ she has thus far abused for free and still managed to convince herself she's hard done by. I do love a culture shock - there is hope for her yet, a nice dose of real life does wonders for a brat.

All I have to do is not drown her. It sounds so simple....
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Work Jun 17, 2008 2:28 pm
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Some of us just have great jobs non?
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Headgear Jun 3, 2008 6:22 am
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I give good hat.
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I am the law. May 28, 2008 1:55 pm
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And the reason I can't type too much is I'm reading about the development of English law and fuck me if they haven't nicked all the words in the universe.

Nobjockeys.
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