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![]() 9/13/2007 6:00 am [Post a comment] |
So last night was newbie night. It was very very good. Not just in the sense that pretty much everything went well but in that everything that went wrong was so hilarious you couldn't make it up. First off, I had been dubious about the presence of couples (the venue we use is primarily a swingers joint) and I was absolutely right to be dubious it would seem. All the single guys (nearly 40 of them) were assigned to their Mistresses and sent off to the dungeon, by the time I got down there after dealing with stragglers it was heaving as each guy in turn was strapped up, down, upside down, electrocuted, paddled, used as furniture, made to clean boots, trampled, and in the most notable visual of the evening, lined up with their arses out and assigned a note on the 'doh ray me' scale and paddled in the manner of a piano. The couples had been assigned a seperate area so they could work more privately and I could keep an eye on them. What I wasn't expecting was one couple who really should have been at Relate. She wanted to do certain things, he kept saying either 'no' or 'whatever' and I ended up shutting them in a room with a brief biology lesson and wishing them luck. The next couple spent an inordinate amount of time complaining that they thought it was a seminar (what? whatwhatwhat?) so I ended up giving them to a Master and trying very hard not to kill them. Let me rephrase that, trying not to kill him, his partner was a very nice lady. The third couple were quite mad but pleasant and ended up stealing one of the slaves from the groups and taking him off to a room for something. Probably a hand of Canasta. The fourth were absolutely brilliant and entered into the swing of things with so much gusto they very nearly stole the show from the Mistresses. Which would be great on any evening other than this one! The feedback I got was mainly brilliant but it was hilarious at the end of the night to read some of the forms expressing a desire for us to 'delve more into the mental aspect of D/s, it's not all equipment and whips' IT'S NOT? I'm so glad someone told me - I clearly had that terribly wrong. Sweet mercifal heavens, short of actually finding you a beautiful, single, highly experienced Domme who wants to have a relationship with you I pulled off a great club night? That'll fucking do me. |
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View my blog 9/13/2007 3:57 pm [Add a Comment] [quote] |
Sounds like a good night, though busy. ![]() Assuming [sic] nearly 40 subs, you could cover three scales, including flats & sharps. Which would allow for many, many, many possible musical selections. The Toccata and Fugue in D minor? Sousa marches? Or Three Blind Mice? (Chopsticks, actually, could be quite hilarious.) There's an innovative new choir formation in here struggling to get out, ready to fill out grant applications and announce a gala world premiere at the Venice Biennale. cheers LadyC, -sbt rinforzando molto fortissimo, maestro!
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View my blog 9/14/2007 8:26 pm [Add a Comment] [quote] |
Sounds like high comedy!![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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