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LadyCReturns

4/20/2008 2:04 pm
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"I have taken one of your images and retouched it for you - hope you like it.

No, actually No I don't like it. I find it violating and I'm not sure who you are or how you got it. Ergo I'm a BIT FEKKIN CREEPED OUT.

Apparently this reaction is 'wildly OTT'

Hm.

Not quite. Wildly OTT would be me:

a: Having you killed (mainly because it costs a lot)

b: Killing you myself - cheaper yet still involves me getting up.

c: Raising an army of ninja monkeys with the sole aim and purpose of killing you.

d: Going on a mission to the dark forests of Grimm and finding a Unicorn, training it to headbutt and skewer you and then stamp you to death.

e: Summoning some kind of Demon (a big warty one) and placing an enchantment upon him whereby he would be in agonising pain until you are dead.

ALL of the above I consider wildly OTT. Setting my lawyer on you? Well that's just fucking priceless....


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lostPersephone
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4/20/2008 2:44 pm
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I vote e. Its a 2 in pain for 1. So if you do the math its cheaper, and entertaining. Plus catching unicorns this time of year is almost impossible.
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LadyCReturns replies on 4/22/2008 12:45 pm:
This is one of the things I love about you - always practical.

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4/20/2008 3:40 pm
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Yeah. I get that reaction when I photoshop my nads onto the top of someone's head. Why can't we all just get along?



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LadyCReturns replies on 4/22/2008 12:46 pm:
Part of me is morbidly curious...

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4/20/2008 3:50 pm
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What's wrong with public castration?


LadyCReturns replies on 4/22/2008 12:46 pm:
Again, it's the effort...The flyers, actually building the thing, the cleaning up....It's just a whole bag of woe.

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