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![]() 5/21/2008 2:17 pm [Post a comment] |
Inside voice and Outside voice regularly swap places. I don't say things I'm supposed to, only think I have. I say things I really shouldn't, often very loudly and with all the grace and wit of a gin-soaked fishwife. Par example - to gang of very surly youths in circus who dangled their feet over the back of the chair next to me: "If I'd wanted to sit next to your fucking feet I'd have bought them a fucking ticket. Savvy?" - followed by me making snapping noises at said surly kid sneakers. Ang ang ang. Or my personal favourite, after being honked at AGAIN by an annoying person who wanted me to speed up (this is after me swinging my car round to block both lanes, sauntering over to his car with a demonic grin and asking what his major malfunction was) Him: "I've lived here for 30 years!" Me: (thinking - whaddafuck?) "Ah I see, so that must make you like...the King yes?" These are my moments of genius, my moments when instead of thinking 'I WISH I'd fekkin said that' I actually have said it. This is when I have an almost superhuman disregard for my own safety. However, in the human race, demented seems to work. Who knew? But today the main thing coming out of my mouth has been blurble. A kind of 'ach, I cannae be arsed' version of English. Even my typing isn't working. Like literal drool; a big puddle of uninspired. I am looking at a lot of pron, maybe incresed testosterone has dulled my capacity to think. Eep. |
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View my blog 5/21/2008 2:44 pm [Add a Comment] [quote] |
Dont change it, too often Ive wondered what people were REALLY thinking. Who needs a mind reader with you around. xoxo
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