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LadyCReturns

4/2/2008 6:49 am
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I am babysitting Satan's own hound. Yes - the little naked thing.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with it?

Any answers involving kebab skewers have already been considered thankyou. It's like a fucking Care Bear. All it wants to do is....cuddle

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!


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lostPersephone
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4/2/2008 3:07 pm
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Baby oil...naked satan's hound baby oil wrestling.
xoxo


LadyCReturns replies on 4/3/2008 12:36 pm:
See? FINALLY some fucking sense.

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DangYankee
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4/3/2008 8:58 pm
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There is no creature on God's Earth that cannot be mollified, at least temporarily, by a game of 'peek-a-boo.'

It is in the nature of every living thing to entertain, at least for a moment, that we actually DID disappear behind the arm of the couch.

When all else fails, fall back on the nature of living things.


LadyCReturns replies on 4/14/2008 10:23 am:
This is the thing. We have fucked with this particular breed so much that it now thinks it's job in life is to be a hot water bottle. Which is no bad thing when you have cold feet.

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eatme1963
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4/20/2008 9:59 am
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I recently blogged about a Chinese Crested...but in a very different way. Pass the tissues....

Satan's own hound sounds very....ummmm....sweet?


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"I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir,
because I'm not myself you see."

---Alice
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LadyCReturns replies on 4/22/2008 12:35 pm:
See now I want a white one.

Very touching story - haven't toobed it yet but shall

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