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Cotton wool and bitch slapping Aug 11, 2007 11:27 am
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The time zones of other ALT members can be a handy thing. When one is having a major freak out at 3am especially.

When I need a virtual bitch slap and force feeding of reality I talk to ResErected

When I need wrapping in candy floss and a hot chocolate with marshmallows I talk to

When I'm having a Chicken Licken moment I talk to the BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.

Gentlemen thankyou. From the bottom of my bottom.
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The walrus and the carpenter Aug 9, 2007 4:44 pm
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Were at my club tonight. Chasing Oysters. Cunts.

Anyway.

To those of you who are worried they may have finally tipped me over the edge -

I am on the edge at the moment smiling and waving exactly like an excited plasticine bunny. Fear not. My thoughts may seem disjointed but they are coming circuitously out of my mouth via my tongue; which is planted firmly in my cheek. Savvy? Good.

I'm. Just. Over. Antiseptic. Being. Rubbed . Liberally. On. Every. Wound. Every welt demanding an independant enquiry of online judge Judy and executioner and a new breed of sticking plaster.

Bleed fucker. Bleed.

ARE YOU OK?

No

GOOD

*sidegrin*
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Safe? Sane? WHAT? Aug 8, 2007 5:37 pm
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I WAS ELECTROCUTED TWICE TONIGHT

It was ok, I learned a skill. What frightened me was that this was the ultimate for these people. When I've sucked your brain through a straw and beat someone into semi-conciuosness WHILST electrocuting you then perhaps we have an accord.

As it is, the hotel room is flooded. My attorney has fucked off and I'm left here laughing like the last real hedonist on Earth.

Someone tell me they didn't sanitize it.

Someone put Cheeseburger on the fucking stereo and throw it in my bathwater.

Someone make me laugh
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Fear and Loathing Aug 7, 2007 3:38 pm
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What the fuck is going on
when everyone is trying to find
someone

to follow BUT

there's nobody blazing a trail

that goes anywherefucking

original?

we can't stop here. This is bat country.
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World of Snot Aug 7, 2007 8:30 am
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Having met a wall of silence regarding the ins and outs of Gorean behaviour I will simply glide along....

*falls off wheelie chair mid-pirhouette*

Three very cool things have happened this week -

1.Someone sent me fiction I like
I have a phobia of unsolicited fiction which leads me to ignore most of what I'm sent. Especially when a first paragraph irks by over-use of names. Someone sent me something I not only read, but enjoyed. HEAVENS TO MERGATROID!

2.I have found a place where people behave as badly if not worse than I do.

3.I have obtained, by dubious and highly cunning means, a new footstool

The World has indeed been kind this week; and it's only Tuesday.

*Blows nose loudly a la Les Dawson*
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Goreans II Aug 7, 2007 5:01 am
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Ok thankyou everyone who chimed in with my Gorean education.

So my question is, under the rules (or whatever they are) of Gor - can a female Gorean slave be a Dominatrix?

Yes or no and why please.
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Calling Goreans Aug 6, 2007 11:37 am
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Ok there is a point to this, and a question as well. But could someone (or lots of people pref.) give me a potted history of the Goreans?

All will be revealed
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Snot Aug 6, 2007 4:57 am
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We are having beautiful weather, after weeks and weeks of rain.

So OF COURSE I have a cold. I have emptied myself of my own bodyweight in snot, and possibly brain fluid.

Pray for me.
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Age, sexuality and attractiveness Aug 3, 2007 12:10 pm
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We talk a lot about size and it's relation to attractiveness, whether you need an arse you could park a bike in or if you're more into the slender lady and how that makes everyone feel and the media and fashion industry are run by small gay men etc etc.

But how about your age? Do you feel you've become more physically attractive as you've got older? Are you afraid you're on a downhill slope to breasts as a belt and scary white pubes? Has your inner confidence grown as you've got older or is it wavering?

Do you find an older person more attractive If so why? And if you say wisdom I will hit you on the head with a ball peen hammer.

If you're young and you see the 'classics' out at a fetish night do you think - please God stop me before I look like that? Or Yuk? Or 'Good for them'? Or nothing in particular. I'll expand on this depending on comments but I wanted to write it down before it was nudged out of my head by a really good Dr Seuss quote I read today.


Was this post inspired by the 21 year old who emailed me today and pointed out kindly that he 'knows there's an age gap between us'?

Who can say. But it did make me chortle.


image - me at Icebar drinking vodka out of an ice glass, with ice walls and an ice...bar
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Photographers Aug 3, 2007 11:28 am
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I need new ones.NOW.

Having just found a lovely pic of myself out and about it struck me how much I've let my content slip, and how much I enjoy seeing myself from another person's point of view (this particular person was very good)
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