That each and every one who reads this post spends at least part of the weekend wearing a silly hat, a large badge that says 'you're a cunt', one shoe, a wig or antannae made from tin foil, a tail, head to foot body paint, feathers in their hair, smudged mascara, braces with shorts, wings, deely boppers or a placard/sandwich board bearing some kind of legend
The most important part of this project, and for it to work is for the wearer to deny all knowledge of whichever item they have chosen to adopt to anyone who asks about it. Here endeth the message
I went to a foot fetish party last week. It's the kind of thing I'm expected to do and it's always quite fun. The people were lovely and the organisers charming and accomodating.
I still don't get it mind
I work with preeety much most kinds of kink but I can't get my head around this one. Enlightenment please toe suckers. I would even add a rather wunderbar shot from the shoot we did on the night but as alt doesn't seem to let anyone put pictures up anymore due to being shite I can't.
Does anyone actually own any Bling? Does anyone ever have any desire to own any? Has anyone used points to purchase the small, animated...things?
I understand the concept of leaving a moaning testicle for friends and whatnot, it makes sense, helps people see you actually exist etc etc.
But 'Bling'? are there many G's on here? Or have they missed their market somewhat? It's like the fucking Wizard of Oz round here at the moment, I take 5 minutes off and come back to find the place being run by flying monkeys in Bellhop outfits.
The single best thing about this email is that so brilliant was the rest of it I have actually agreed to do the session (and even told him it was going in my blog)
I have always fantasised about this happening with me starting off in a loincloth and bodypaint, like a native american, and with a Mistress naked apart from a full length feathered headdress, which I can supply
I am also demanding to keep the headdress which I shall be cavorting in for a photoshoot.
Strangely when asked to select my race from a drop down list of options something was somewhat amiss. I appreciate political correctness and all but see if you can see which one is missing.....