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4/30/2008 6:39 am
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Reading one more blog entry that says 'why are all men such fakes and wannabes because they don't meet all my criteria and innermost desires RIGHT NOW' may cause me to unload a whole heap of Lime on someone so I shall burble here.

This isn't something we discuss openly too much, mainly because there are some very very stupid people who seem to think any sign of uncertainty in a Deity, Master, Domme (blah blah insert chosen Noun here) is a sign they are not...well I'm not sure what. I'm not the Queen. I know that much. Nor am I God. Just thought we'd clear that up.

Right.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to present this in point form, which isn't my method of choice but I am pushed for giving a fuck about it time.

1. Non BDSM people (do not ever use the word 'Vanilla' or any of its permutations near me) are fallable. Human if you will. So are most of us, however we choose to present ourselves (see blah blah blah above). They are also not mind readers, responsible for your sanity, there to fix any major concerns or issues you have surrounding yourself or your past, able to know what your deepest desires are or, indeed, your pet hates unless you tell them.If they're not that interested in why you are the way you are then alarm bell number one ought to be jingling into life.

2. If you throw yourself into the path of a stupid person you will regret it. This goes for all of life. Throwing yourself anywhere will inevitably end up with a bump on your head at best.

3. If you lie about who you are, what you want, what you know and what you bring to a relationship (aside from the 'gift' of your fucking whining insanity - really - would YOU put up with you?) then expect to be treated exactly as you have asked. Like a fucking liar.

4. Any top worth its fucking salt is as scared of you as you are of it. Sometimes we are terrified by the sheer scale of what we are capable of feeling and doing. Giving someone carte blanche to trample on you, if they are not in control of themselves - a lot of people aren't, and some people aren't all the time - then you will get (altogether now) trampled on. It is not biologically natural to actively enjoy hurting someone you care deeply about - until you are aware that this is what they want. Trust is a word bandied about a lot, communication, honesty, a little bit of fucking GIVE instead of suckling like some bloated swamp leach might help.

5. Life is tough, if you can't deal with it yourself then and this is so important I can't stress it enough PLEASE don't be under the childish and fucking deranged illusion that those of us who have hauled ass to make a success of ourselves want to take on your parasitic self and deal with your housing crisis/lack of ability to buy food/drug habit etc etc. If you can't wipe your own arse then get a fucking nappy and live in your own shit.

A person who convinces you they are going to take all your problems away, order your life, make all your dreams come true, finance you, fix you, love you, make it all better, without you having to give ANYTHING back except baring your arse cheeks and saying 'yes master/mistress/whatfucking ever other stupid fantasy fucking name you've made up' sounds too good to be true BECAUSE IT FUCKING IS YOU STUPID FUCKER.

You are only worth something to us if you value yourself. Do not bait men. For the love of all things green do not bait Doms, especially ones that promise the above - the girls after you may not be so fucking lucky. Even idiots can only take so much.

It is customary on here to share the other point of view when making a blog post like this.

Fuck that. You're big enough to be here you're big enough to work out the other side.

**this post will be sticky for a few days, then back to business as usual**


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lostPersephone
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4/30/2008 7:18 am
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Theres people who will save folk? Where? Will you save me from myself? Please? Save me from my life of drudgery LadyC! I can be a good girl...really.

Ps. I have nothing awesome to add to this so Im gonna link your post.


LadyCReturns replies on 4/30/2008 7:33 am:
You have brought your awesome eyes. This is enough for me - and the big fucking compliment doesn't hurt either...

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4/30/2008 1:29 pm
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Text to find:
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cheers,
-sbt

p.s. You keep freely handing out unexpected reasons to respect, enjoy, admire, laugh, appreciate, agree, and love you.

Thank you.


LadyCReturns replies on 4/30/2008 1:49 pm:
I would like to add to this list that if anyone mentions the word 'munch' except in relation to a biscuit I will make them eat their head.

I have turned into Dr Cox.

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bitchwhore4
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4/30/2008 4:19 pm
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hahaha!

You are funny and right on.


LadyCReturns replies on 5/1/2008 3:22 am:
I am indeed funny. Both Ha ha and peculiar.

I'm not entirely sure what right on is but it sounds super.

So ta.

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Dreamer214
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4/30/2008 7:50 pm
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Sadly valid...


LadyCReturns replies on 5/1/2008 3:25 am:
For a moment there I thought that was a brilliant Spoonerism.

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porno_ewok
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5/1/2008 10:25 am
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Amen and thank you. I've always said if you wait for Prince Charming to show up on a white charger, it's more likely that the horse will run over you than the Prince will save you.


LadyCReturns replies on 5/2/2008 8:50 am:
Very true. That and he would probably be drunk, gay, bald and smelly - you know how princes are these days

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rachaelBnice
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5/1/2008 4:04 pm
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There are broken people in all communities looking for salvation from their lives and themselves. Sooooo... I'm putting a class suit action together to represent them. It has big lapels.


LadyCReturns replies on 5/2/2008 8:51 am:
Either that or we start The First Church of Bnice? CAN I GET AN AMEN?

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5/2/2008 9:07 am
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You like the sound of your own typing!


LadyCReturns replies on 5/2/2008 9:58 am:
I do. I do I do I do. This is mainly because I am capable, and indeed fond of, forming thoughts into words of more than one syllable that even the meanest-minded induvidual can enjoy.

How marvellous is that? I know, I know, you're currently in awe and possibly a bit of wonder and envy; fear not, it will pass and you too will be able to glory in the multitude of happy moments that arise through reading the words I type.

No need to thank me, I can feel the love from here.

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