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She's a maniac Dec 7, 2007 2:33 pm
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I can't sing that song without bouncing. What's that all about then?

I've been meaning to blog about this for a long time, and I'm too tired to do it well which is a real pain in the ass, I'm also too sober not to care (damn you mulled wine) about whether it reads like the maniac I am or not.

when you're on a mode of transport, and you round a bend to find someone looking directly into your eyes, and you knew they would be looking; regardless of whether you find them attractive or not. What the fuck is that? Synchronicity? They have no reason to be looking into your car, bus, rickshaw...

Yet, something in their body has told them to be looking into your eyes at that moment as you round the bend, and something in your body has told you that it needs to look out for them.

We're exchanging some kind of information.

Possibly laser beams.

On a more coherent note I have decided to take up drinking again. Effective immediately after this bottle of mulled wine...damn you mulled wine.
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Treats Dec 7, 2007 2:19 pm
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Two posts today me hearties. Don't say I never give you anything.

Firstly, and I shit you not, these were in perfect succession in my inbox today - just to give you an inkling of the struggle to breathe reading my mail actually is -


hi lovely body and tits ,pity about the personality ciao xx

"God created world in SIX days...but it took him centuries..to come up with someone..as HOT..as SEXY...as FUCKABLE...as YOU!"

"If u cry,I cry..If u laugh,I laugh..If ur happy,I am too..If ur sad,I am too..if ur horny,call me!"

"i like ur style...i like ur class..but most of all i like ur ass.."

"if I had a penny everytime I thought of fucking u..I'd be rich!"

That's a start,aye? how are you?


No wait - it gets better...

u want to play?


I have a delete button, I know I have a delete button. But I can't just toss these gems back into the ether without someone getting as much pleasure from them as I do.
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Cheese Dec 5, 2007 1:13 pm
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Today I have had ENOUGH

Pic? That's me that is - bloody feels like it
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Do not read whilst drinking Dec 4, 2007 3:05 pm
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This was a juice through the nose moment. As we all know I hate profiles, but I accidentally clicked on this through a blog and fucking hell -

_MichaelAngelo

He also has a giraffe called Babycakes.
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Vermicious knid Dec 4, 2007 12:55 pm
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Well damn me to Hell. DAMN ME!

Try saying that in a very posh accent - it's had me giggling for minutes. Minutes I tells ya.

Today I have chosen a picture especially for SBT. This is what plasticine bunnies look like when they're being naughty (note the cheeky expressions and 'razzing')

I am covered in paint (bad thing) but had fun painting (good thing) I have found out why one of the carpets at work smells of jizz (bad thing) and now I can fix it (good thing) the builder drilled through his thumb (jury's out on that one)and I fixed it without vomiting (good thing) I am getting the urge to bite and scrape (good thing) but only because Echo made me horny (bad thing - only PC for company) I smell (good and bad as is work smell rather than haven't washed smell) and it's not bothering me (bad thing - need to wash)I haven't had a cigarette (good thing) and haven't missed it much (bad thing - feel I am missing out on some weeping and breast beating)I have been mulling over 'slut tiddlywinks (good thing but time consuming) and got all my work done (bad thing)

I need direction - my brain hasn't its usual time to amble.
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Email of the day Nov 29, 2007 9:26 am
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I do like to share these:

you are not dominant at all. YOur dad has a lot to answer for.

I'm tempted to reply. But not that tempted.

In fact, I've been more tempted to glue my eyelids shut.
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feet Nov 28, 2007 1:25 pm
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It's foot worship Friday on Friday.

It's foot worship Friday on Friday.

It's foot worship Friday on Friday.

Aaaaaaaaaaand I have broken my toe.


To be sung to the tune of 'for he's a jolly good fellow
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Gabba gabba hey Nov 22, 2007 5:56 pm
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I'm freezing.

It's often struck me how cool it would be to have the lovers and the fighters in the same room. I have room.

There's a lot more to it than that. But I'm sleepy.

Anyone else out there addicted to love? Ol' Rob Palmer may have had it right. The most beautiful submissive gift may be love.

Ouch.
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Something for the weekend Nov 21, 2007 3:04 pm
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For those who have the discipline to eke me out.

There's something beautiful about this image isn't there?

Is it the writing? Is it the movies? Is it Anthony Hopkins? Is it that thing, that no-one can put their finger on but everyone wants to be? Who doesn't want to be the educated gentleman killer of the boorish? That was always the justification for murder - Westerners could never find such justified arousal from someone who killed the innocent.

I remember someone talking about being an 'empath' once. Usually I'll let people have their idiosynchracities unchallenged (whatever gets you through the day) but this person was saying they could tell people 'things about themselves no-one else knew'

Now, a psychic, such as they are, would be able to access stored memory - through body language, understanding human nature or genuine ability.

An Empath however, has to listen day in day out to the emotions of others. It's fucking deafening. And often painful - not something to show off at parties. When the old lady falls over at the station - the empath feels her dignity betrayed, the shame, the context and memory of not being this frail old creature, it feels the gaze of the teenagers who snigger at her skirts on show, it feels the inconvenience of the station master who feels she should be in a home, it feels the manners embroidered in her life to thank those who help, and the bewilderment at those who pass by, feels the damp on her skirt from the puddle, the cold from the concrete. The fear. It feels.

It feels constantly - as people pass, it feels strong emotion - it sees flashes of where they come from, sometimes it laughs out of turn, sometimes it makes you defensive; you know it can see right through you, but has learned to hide that fact. An empath may not be entirely comfortable with who it is.

It can strip you within seconds. Or it can remain uninterested; because an empath cannot identify an emotion it has never felt. Why?

BECAUSE APART FROM STAR TREK THEY DON'T EXIST!

Every human has the capacity to do this. The same as every human has the capacity to be 'psychic'

I can feel others emotions - very acutely. Because I have trained myself to. It's no fucking gift.

Be aware. Americans, when you give thanks - give thanks to your neighbours for three doors each side of your home - By name.

Uk residents - neighbours - not a TV show. People. Who right now are projecting emotions through your home.


Oh yeah - Hannibal. Sexy as hell.

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I AM WEASEL Nov 21, 2007 2:35 pm
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And I....are Baboon.

Anyway, I sent an email today in black. My apologies to the recipients, I am not being an arse, just dumb. Highlight it and all will become clear.

I am trawling through my blog homework, some fish, some lobster.

I'm thinking about the nature of hate this week. I'm also thinking about the nature of anger flares, which seem like hate but are different. Also how easy it is to hate/flare.

I'm thinking about my prejudices, and how glib I can be about them when I think they're not important. And I'm thinking about 'AHA!'

'AHA!' is.....
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