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9/5/2007 2:20 pm
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Anyone who knows me knows I am easily distracted by things that go beep, whizz or indeed flash flash ping. I have a whole windowledge dedicated to a small brand of Japanese solar-powered toys who sway their beatific giant heads non stop during daylight hours in some kind of insanity inducing autistic ballet.

I also procured today a small but powerful gizmo which allows me to reproduce at the touch of a button the voice of a certain Mr.T. With said gizmo I can alert those who chatter incessantly around my person to "Quit yo jibber jabber"

I may also (should the need arise) inform a bolshy pilot that "I ain't gettin on no plane" and feel sure to be heard, or indeed that I "Pity the fool" who commits a faux pas in my presence, I can also insert my own faux pas for which my pity for said fool would be forthcoming.

Finally, should I be feeling very mischevious I can, when asked my name, reply that "My first name is Mr, second name is that period, last name is 'T'" and who would question that?

High Jinks ahead I feel.


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