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LadyCReturns

11/29/2007 9:26 am
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I do like to share these:

you are not dominant at all. YOur dad has a lot to answer for.

I'm tempted to reply. But not that tempted.

In fact, I've been more tempted to glue my eyelids shut.


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thelinguist1967
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11/29/2007 12:03 pm
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Obviously a literary genius


LadyCReturns replies on 11/29/2007 3:58 pm:
Indeed, I quake before his mighty stylus.

Or meaty gobstopper. Don't let me start on the meaty gobstopper...

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BostonBoi
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11/29/2007 4:00 pm
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Jesus saves! Come to Jesus, harlot, before it's too late!

"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
---George Orwell


LadyCReturns replies on 12/3/2007 12:27 pm:
Because at this time of year we all like to remember the birth of the Baby Cheeses.

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Dreamer214
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11/29/2007 5:46 pm
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Damn!


LadyCReturns replies on 12/3/2007 12:28 pm:
[grey]Damn indeed

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lostPersephone
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11/30/2007 12:54 pm
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Now Im seriously curious as to what your pops has to do with a damned thing. Isnt it lovely to know that we have these all knowing all powerful judges to let us know who we are? In case we are confuddled about it and all...what a fucking tard. xoxo


LadyCReturns replies on 12/3/2007 12:30 pm:
Ooooh - I like that word. That's my word of the week now!

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rachaelBnice
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12/5/2007 2:37 pm
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My personal choice would the product "I Can't Believe It's Not Hard As Nails". It's a filler AND adhesive so you could fill in his whole eye sockets and sand 'em over. Then when he looks in the mirror he won't be depressed that he has glued up eye lids 'cos he won't be able to see he ever had eyes. Except you'll need to drill lil holes through the Hard as Nails and his eyelids (carefull now... don't damage the corneas) ... so he can see that he can't see... 'cept he'll then have tunnel vision so he'll need spec's over his non existant eyes... Does any of that make any sense to you? Are you sure about January???


LadyCReturns replies on 12/7/2007 2:21 pm:
We'll have a secret language and everything by the time you go home!

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